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J.B.O. Ein guter Tag zum Sterben

About J.B.O.

J.B.O. (founded in 1989) is a German metal/rock band with comedy lyrics. They are especially known for their parody cover versions of famous songs. The name, originally "James Blast Orchester", was meant as a parody of a German easy listening act named "James Last Orchestra". They had their first concert in October '89 on a newcomer festival in their hometown Erlangen, Franconia. From the start meant as a comedy rock act, the setlist consisted mostly of cover versions of evergreens with new funny lyrics. The line-up: Hannes 'G.Laber' Holzmann, guitar/vocals Vito C., guitar/vocals Schmitti, bass Holmer 'a Bier' Graap, drums The first five years the band was only a side project. All members tried to be successful with other bands. At least they were able to earn their money with playing music. 1994 one Song of J.B.O. Ein guter Tag zum Sterben (a perfect day to die) was on rotation on the local radio station. As it was only a demo-tape but more and more people asked for a CD, J.B.O. decided to get this done. They recorded their first CD in one day and two nights. It was the EP Eine gute CD zum Kaufen (a perfect CD to buy) which sold pretty good for a local act. The next EP BLASTphemie was just an Xmas present for the fans. The real strike came in 1995 with their first longplayer Explizite Lyrik. The title is a word by word translation of the "parental advisory" sticker which can be translated as "bold poetry". There were 20 Tracks with all the hits of the first five years of J.B.O. As they were still on the independent label "Musical Tragedies", there was no great marketing for this CD. But within three months there were 10.000 copies sold and it became more and more (over 300.000 until present). In summer 1996, J.B.O. entered the German LP charts and stayed there for months. Their first major release Laut! (loud) was published in 1997. It climbed up to number 13 in the German LP charts. Besides their CDs J.B.O. were always known as a great live act. So they started touring all over Germany in 1996. In 1997 they played 100 concerts in front of all together 100.000 people. In 1998 they published Meister der Musik (masters of music) which remained two weeks in the top ten of German LP charts. The album stated that J.B.O.'s original songs did not stand back behind their cover versions. One year later, J.B.O. celebrated their 10th anniversary with a big festival with many bands they call their friends. The year 2000 brought many changes for the band: Schmitti and Holmer "a Bier" Graap – the complete rhythm section – decided to quit the band, due to further plans in their lives. Hannes and Vito decided to continue J.B.O. as all lyrics and music was written by both of them. The album SexSexSex was recorded by the "old" members, but published by the "new" members: The new drummer - an old school friend of Vito - is Wolfram Kellner (Ex-Fiddler's Green). The new bassplayer is Ralph Bach. In 2001 they played 94 concerts with the new line-up which can be heard on J.B.O.'s first live album Live-Sex. In 2002 the first studio record in the new line-up was produced in a house on an island in Croatia. Released in September, Rosa Armee Fraktion (pink army fraction) went into the charts up to number 13, like the one before. The music was now written by all four members of J.B.O. together with producer Christoph Beyerlein. The release tour presented J.B.O. grown together as a rock force dressed in pink camouflage army clothes. The co-headliner status on the big metal-festivals in Germany (Wacken Open Air, With Full Force Festival) in 2002 and 2003 showed that J.B.O. had manifested their position in the German rock scene. 2004 was J.B.O.'s 15th anniversary. They arranged a festival in their hometown with their buddy bands from all over Europe called the "30/2-Festival". About 2.500 people celebrated the party on July the 31st. Two days later on August the 2nd they released their 6th studio-album, called United States Of Blöedsinn that hit the charts on number 6 a week later. As J.B.O. don't like to translate the term "Blödsinn" - which is a central idea in their lyrics - simply by "nonsense", they want to establish the German word internationally as a loan word, like "Kindergarten" or "Autobahn". So they invented the new spelling "Blöedsinn" - if you don't have the "ö" on your keyboard, just take the "o" - and it still stays "Bloedsinn". On October the 1st 2004 J.B.O. started their big anniversary tour all over Germany, Austria, Switzerland and Luxembourg. One concert of this tour was their 500th gig. Another concert on November 2 was recorded audio and video for a planned DVD. The DVD was a well kept secret until summer 2005. When announced there was an outcry of joy among J.B.O. fans. The parts of three live shows (the 30/2-Festival, Wacken 2004 and Mannheim tour-concert 2004) only completed a treasury of TV parodies this DVD contained. It came out on October 21st 2005 and was followed by J.B.O.'s first best of compilation named Für Anfänger (for beginners) that was released only two weeks later. Best of compilations are due to record label politics in most cases. This one is no exception regarding this, but J.B.O. selected the songs themselves, re-recorded a classic from "Explizite Lyrik" named Könige (Kings) and provided previously unknown background information to all tracks. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License and may also be available under the GNU FDL.

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1 J.B.O. - Ein guter Tag zum Sterben Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
2 J.B.O. - Frauen Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
3 J.B.O. - Walk with An Erection Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
4 J.B.O. - Kuschelmetal Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
5 J.B.O. - Gimme Doop Joanna Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
6 J.B.O. - Ejaculatio Praecox Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
7 J.B.O. - J.B.O. Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
8 J.B.O. - Wem nutzt das schon Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
9 J.B.O. - Schlaf Kindlein, Schlaf Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
10 J.B.O. - Rache! Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
11 J.B.O. - Killer Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
12 J.B.O. - Rosa Armee Fraktion Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
13 J.B.O. - Dadadidadadadei Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
14 J.B.O. - Eistee's Mainzelcount Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
15 J.B.O. - Jenseits Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
16 J.B.O. - Drei Akkorde Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
17 J.B.O. - Download Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
18 J.B.O. - Schlumpfozid Im Stadtgebiet Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
19 J.B.O. - Nein Mann Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
20 J.B.O. - Ich bin Dein Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
21 J.B.O. - Könige Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
22 J.B.O. - Dr. Met Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
23 J.B.O. - Heimatlied Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
24 J.B.O. - Gänseblümchen Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
25 J.B.O. - Bolle Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
26 J.B.O. - Symphonie Der Verstopfung Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
27 J.B.O. - Faulheit siegt Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
28 J.B.O. - 3 Tage Blau Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
29 J.B.O. - Du bringst mich um Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
30 J.B.O. - Ich liebe Dir Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
31 J.B.O. - Sex Sex Sex Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
32 J.B.O. - Angie - quit living on dreams Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
33 J.B.O. - Der Spatz in der Hand Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
34 J.B.O. - Bums Bums Bums Bums Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
35 J.B.O. - Elter Schelter Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
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37 J.B.O. - Verteidiger des Blödsinns Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
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39 J.B.O. - Ällabätsch Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
40 J.B.O. - Head Bang Boing Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
41 J.B.O. - Ka Alde, Ka G'schrei Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
42 J.B.O. - Ein Fest Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
43 J.B.O. - Weichspüler Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
44 J.B.O. - 1001 Nacht Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
45 J.B.O. - La Ichobein Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
46 J.B.O. - Im Verkehr Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
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48 J.B.O. - Kalaschnikow Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
49 J.B.O. - J.B.O. wird niemals sterben Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums
50 J.B.O. - Angie Browse: Song Similar Artist Tags Albums